Month: May 2018

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lennythereviewer:

lennythereviewer:

I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors

Person: “Oh hey my package is here– waaaait I DIDN’T ORDER ANYTHING!”

Mimic:

this is not doin my anxiety any good…

affectos:

avelokadrawsguts:

vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

#GiveZaryaAGirlfriend