This Irate Cookbook Author Represents A Swelling Threat To Facebook’s $6 Billion Ad Business

sushispook:

I love me the shit out of tumblr. Unabashed full frontal nerdity, frank and honest no bullshit discussions about social justice that a non college-edjumicated guy like me can sink his teeth into, and fierce and awesome models sharing their work with us? Fuck yeah. 

But one of the reasons I started spending more time on tumblr was because I’d fucking had it with the nature of facebook interactions. And as I started a page for my own endeavor on the side, I found my posts buried massively, bookended by exhortations to “boost” my posts for a small fee. 

Facebook is a gated community where once you’re lured in, you’ll find that you’ll be asked to pay a toll to take a bridge over a hole that they, themselves, dug. And it’s completely anathema to how the internet should work, and the exchange of ideas. 

I still lurk there, because there are some folks that are still only to be found there, and I love them. But I’ll be damned if I’m ever going to throw money at them, and I’m going to spend as little time there as possible to let them mine my actions for data. 

I’ve pretty much stopped using my business page over there.  It’s got almost 1400 fans, but the handy stats counter they added a few months ago tells me that 11 people saw my last post. 

This Irate Cookbook Author Represents A Swelling Threat To Facebook’s $6 Billion Ad Business


https://thewightknight.tumblr.com/post/71784653351/audio_player_iframe/thewightknight/tumblr_misuv4iLQB1rt09xx?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthewightknight%2F71784653351%2Ftumblr_misuv4iLQB1rt09xx

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

Y’all are twisted.  I was singing this to the tune of “What does the fox say?”

http://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/125352004/stream?client_id=N2eHz8D7GtXSl6fTtcGHdSJiS74xqOUI?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

disneysnowprincess:

simplyelsaofarendelle:

tomhiddlesky:

jinglebatch:

nipahdubs:

yabasha:

typette:

nipahdubs:

I was messing with this track and made this on accident, this has to be the scariest thing I have EVER heard in my life. It sounds like a horror movie song, I am literal terrified of this and had to share it with you.

alternate universe wherein Anna freezes to death and comes back as a horrifying undead wight with a misshapen, throbbing mass of mutated snow olafs that roll after you. She roams the halls, knocking on doors, searching for Elsa… come play, Elsa….

RUN, ELSA, RUN

You are the only reason I like this monstrosity of an audio clip ;-;

I was waiting for art to be made for this LOL

D̫̗̖̫͜O̟̲̭̟ ̠̰͘Y̳̪O͎͚͓̠ͅU̷ ̞W̹̕A͕͕̹̱̲NT͈͎̥̝̺̫ ̜̳̝͎̥͕̘TO͉ B̸̗UI͟L͕̱D̷̻̼̱̞ ̰̘̺̻͕̼̥͝À̩ ͉̣̘͔̠̝̲͘S̵͕̣͍N̤̣͖̠͇̜O̶̮W̟̪͖̻̜ͅM̙̫͖̻̳̞AN̡͔̠͙?̤͈͍

Elsa…. Elsa it’s cold…

I’m sorry I found this to be hilarious xD

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET?!

Ęl̕s̛a..̷.͢ ͏E̶l̕s̴a̷̵͜, i̶t̛’̛͢͞s͡ ͟ç͞o͏͜͝l̛d͠҉͢.͝.͞.

reblogging for my horror fan friends

doctor-khan-cumberbatch:

You know something about dogs? They will literally trust you after a couple of hours. You can buy or adopt this little puppy, and it will fall in love with you after a couple of hours. Then for the rest of their lives they will always trust you.
Now if you are a scumbag who abuses your dog you are scum to me. Why? Your dog will still fucking love you, still fucking trust you of you abuse it. Most humans understand they can leave, they don’t have to love you. Dogs don’t. Dogs still think you love them, and they won’t leave you.
So if you own a dog (or any other type of animal) if you dare abuse your animal, defy their trust in you, I hope people spit on you when they see you.

We are in the process of overcoming the abuse that our poor doggie’s previous owner inflicted on her. She is such a sweetheart, and is starting to forget that she doesn’t have to be terrified all the time anymore, but every time she flinches at a loud noise or hides her head in the folds of her dog bed I see red.