A dinner date (392 words) by thewhiteknight [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hannibal (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Hannibal Lecter, Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Cannibalism, Serial Killers

A brief ficlet inspired by NBC’s Hannibal. It may turn into something longer in the future.

A dinner date (392 words) by thewhiteknight [AO3]






for everyone wondering about the quotes i’ve been posting lately—buy yourself a copy of this book. it will greatly improve your life. i mean this book has everything, including but not limited to

  • musical numbers
  • massive multi-crew pie fights
  • mccoy having the time of his life stuffing pie down someone else’s pants
  • mccoy almost going supernova on sulu after sulu wakes him up before dawn
  • did i mention it’s a fucking musical
  • musical numbers
This book is the shit. It is quite literally a published fanfiction. Every single character is a reference to one of John Ford’s buddies. Pete and Deedee? Peter Morwood and Diane Duane. Ilen the Magian?
Neil Gaiman. And it is hysterically, fourth-wall-crushingly funny. Mountains fall, and dilithium is revealed!

My favorite bit is the filmstrip of “Dilithium And You.” …”That man will recover because he got prompt medical treatment!”. 🙂

This book is brilliant.

I need it.

I will keep my copy of this book until I die